Things done to date in the past 2 months alone:
400lbs log in the bed.
Lemon juice in contact solution.
Toothbrush, stapler, pen drive in buttcrack.
Several small magnets placed inside monitor.
Urine coffee.
Wallet in microwave.
Highs and lows reversed on speakers.
Pummeled with wads of wet toilet paper while having sex.
Backpack thrown out a 23 story window.
Cell phone put into rotary vending machine (have to pay to get it out)
Yokozuna'd in sleep by other roomate wearing dirty female thong of origins unknown.
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