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I just want the "va va voom" guy in the Panasonic flat tv commercial to go away.
And by go away, I mean I want to punch both the actor and the marketers who thought of this idea. Violently I mean, I'd sprint over to them and start a reverse "wind mill" uppercut to the actor and then kick a few marketers in the face or something before unleashing my fists of fury with a 95 punch combo on someones adams apple.
The actor could go free after admitting he is a woman since he isn't really at fault and I can't blame him for wanting the money, but for the next half hour I'd unleash a glorious display of power unlike anything the world has ever known. And then I'd rob them, just to add insult to injury. Who's with me!
I know what you're thinking, but it only lasts for a moment or two before I realise I don't know martial arts, and don't enjoy spending time in jail. Anyways, I really don't like that commercial.
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