No Silly Song board would be complete without a Zappa song:
Big Leg Emma
Frank Zappa
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight
na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na na-na
boogedy boogedy
na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na na-na
boogedy boogedy
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out
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Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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