Hello T.U.B this is your grandmother and I... hello T.U.B. I can't hear you honey. Are you still there sweety.....? Speak up, I can't hear you dear..... Are you there T.U.B. ....? Hello....? Hello....? Is this one of those machines...? Hello T.U.B. honey.....?
*aside to someone else in the room: I don't know, I think it's one of those danged machines.
Hello T.U.B. .....
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