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Be thankful that when someone a mile ahead of you puts on their brakes, and she slams on hers, she doesn't throw her arm in front of whoever is in the passenger seat and gasp really loudly.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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