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A few real... a few to make you laugh...
WYSIWYG (pronounced wiz e wig) - What You See Is What You Get
MBBS - Mouth Big, Brain Small
ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD - Found On Road Dead
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
MCSE - Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
WWW - World Wide Wait
DOS - Defunct Operating System
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
PnP - Plug 'n' Pray
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
SCSI - System Can't See It
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms
MICROSOFT - Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology
WINDOWS - Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
RTFM - Replace The Fan Motor
RTFM - Read the Fucking Manual
NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
MARINE - Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
ARMY - Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet
US ARMY - (spelled backwards) Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up
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