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The Bad Touch
Bloodhound Gang
Ha - ha! mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd input your appreciate
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered
like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx
Never reach an apex just like
Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
just like Daylight Savings Time
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
gettin' now horny
Love
The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion
of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high
tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm
Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you
mine Tool Time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it
doggy style so we can both watch X-Files
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
gettin' now horny
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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