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Some Michael Jackson jokes
What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson
What's red, blue, and fucks little boys?
Roses, Violets, and Michael Jackson.
How do you know it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off
What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
They both ride three year olds.
What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
Two 5 year olds
Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop
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