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Originally posted by spads
Yes, lets all form a circle, hold hands, and sing the praises and defense of RIDICULOUSLY PREMATURE EJACULATION. It's ok, little one, its normal ... Wait a minute ... Whats this? ... I hear the voice of reason ...
IT'S NOT NORMAL. If you can't even get the penis out, let alone touched, let alone near the vagina, how can you be normal?
Even Jason Biggs touched some boob before he nutted! EVEN FORREST GUMP GOT FURTHER IN THE DEAL, WITHOUT LETTING GO!
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
And then he pretends that nothing happened?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
You did the right thing, really vveronica honey, a relationship without sex that satisfies EITHER of you, is never going to work. Good sex is a lot more important than people make out. And in this case, he's not even getting his.
Now, vveronica, Spads can make it last, and is waiting for your PM.
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I'm gonna go with
Aladdin Sane on this, and say that I can't recall the last time someone was so overtly intolerant and ignorant (minus, say, the Tilted Politics forum...
).
Spads, you're obviously a superior lover in every sense of the word. Though, in many ways I pity you, because you must:
-A) lack the usual number of nerve receptors on your crotch,
-B) be unaware that external stimuli can be as erotic as full-on, animalistic sex,
-C) truly upset your lovers, as I presume (which perhaps is unfair) that you neglect such important details as "romance," and "environment,"
-D) have no idea how unique you are.
Perhaps this is a bit abrasive or caustic, but your cheap shot at all those imperfect humans out there competes for the penultimate example of ignorance, narrow-mindedness, and rudeness, in my book.