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1. Why am I so tired at 2pm at work, but not at 2pm on weekends?
2. Why does time with loved ones seem so fleeting, yet seem to last an eternity at the DMV?
3. Why do fish seem to disappear when I'm fishing, but practically jump in my arms when my gear is in the car and I'm just walking?
4. Why does everything on the menu look good before I order, but my wife's dinner looks better when we're served?
5. Why do the wildflowers in my vegetable garden flourish, while the ones in my wildflower garden wither and die?
6. Why is it that when we are raising our kids we look forward to the day they will eventually leave the nest, but when they start turning into really neat people we begin to dread it?
7. Why won't my cats play with hundreds of dollars of high tech kittie toys, but will sit in an empty cardboard box for hours?
8. Why is it considered "progress" that I sit in this temperature controlled environment pushing stacks of paper around, when I could be out in the glory of nature hunting and gathering?
9. How, exactly, has television enriched our lives?
10. How can six different automobile dealers claim that their cars come with an "unmatched" warranty, when they're identical in every aspect?
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