hehe, I get that alot.
Then when people start to hear about the high crimes around campus people say that it is good that i carry a knife. I find it very useful in opening packages and just using it for anything where my hands weren't designed for. Like screws, I sometimes use my knife to undo screws if there is no screwdriver around or I'm not carrying my swiss army knife.
Here is my collection, enjoy
<img src="http://www.1337haxor.com/toys%20and%20stuff/knives.JPG" width="600">
Edit: The pic was way too big, so I shrunk it a bit for you.