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POLITICALLY CORRECT PHRASES
POLITICALLY CORRECT PHRASES
He does not have a beer gut;
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet;
He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is not stupid;
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He does not get lost all the time;
He discovers Alternative Destinations.
He is not balding;
He is in Follicle Regression.
He is not a redneck;
He is a Genetically-Related American.
You do not kiss him;
You become Facially Conjoined.
He is not a cradle robber;
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk;
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He does not act like a total ass;
He develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
He is not short;
He is Anatomically Compact.
He does not have a rich daddy;
He is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion.
He does not constantly talk about cars;
He has a Vehicular Addiction.
He does not have a hot body;
He is Physically Combustible.
He is not unsophisticated;
He is Socially Malformed.
He does not eat like a pig;
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He is not a bad dancer;
He is Overly Caucasian.
He does not hog the blankets;
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is not a sex machine;
He is Romantically Automated.
He is not a male chauvinist pig;
He has Swine Empathy.
You do not undress him with your eyes;
You have an Introspective Pornographic Moment.
He is not afraid of commitment;
He is Monogamously Challenged.
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