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Umbrella
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor
"I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,
"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day
when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised
his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think
of that?"
The 90-year-old said,
"I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied,
"My point exactly."
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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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