I've carried a pocketknife for 20+ years now (since I was 12) I love these kinds of questions....I typically give smart-ass answers to them kinda like the ones above, and I do so w/ a perfectly serious look on my face.
btw redlemon, I carry a spyderco dragonfly, out of all the knives I've carried over the years, my spyderco is, by far, my favorite.
