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Jackshit · 11-17-2003, 09:32 PM

I havn't done this before and am a little green.

I want physical contact with a female but I want it to be safe - I don't want STD's or to get arrested, etc.

For now, I think that I would like to be massaged and jerked off (or BJ).

If anyone has been to massage places before, any advice would be appreciated.

Specifically:

1. how do you know if a place provides services other than a massage?

2. how do you broach the subject if you're not sure?

3. When you get ready for the massage (assuming you do not know the answer to #1 and #2), do you wear a towel or just lay on the table nude? If nude, on stomach or back?

4. how do you negociate the price?

Please give me any advice or experiences that you've had.

After I go, I will provide an update to my experience.

11-17-2003, 09:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jackshit Insane	I want to go to a massage parlor. Any tips? I havn't done this before and am a little green. I want physical contact with a female but I want it to be safe - I don't want STD's or to get arrested, etc. For now, I think that I would like to be massaged and jerked off (or BJ). If anyone has been to massage places before, any advice would be appreciated. Specifically: 1. how do you know if a place provides services other than a massage? 2. how do you broach the subject if you're not sure? 3. When you get ready for the massage (assuming you do not know the answer to #1 and #2), do you wear a towel or just lay on the table nude? If nude, on stomach or back? 4. how do you negociate the price? Please give me any advice or experiences that you've had. After I go, I will provide an update to my experience.