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"Geez, what do you use that for???"
- It's sharp and pointy. I like sharp things.
"Well what in the world will you need to cut with it?"
- You have pretty hair...
"Well why do you need a knife for that stuff? Can't you just tear open packages and envelopes like normal people?"
- Yes, but when I do, security hassles me for all the grunting and rending noises.
"But that thing is like some kind of weapon or something, isn't it?"
- *Shocked look, followed by look of dawning comprehension, followed by leering stare*
The conversation tends to end here.
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