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Originally posted by CSflim
What specifically on this list do you object to?
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-If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
* Soap opera guys suck
- If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
* You should love your woman, whether you think she's "fat" or not. The least you can do is make her feel better.
- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
* Makes men sound pretty stupid... doesn't really bother me, then..
- Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, neither do we.
* It is to laugh.
- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
* Okay, next time I go to dinner with my guy I'll wear an over-sized white tshirt with barbeque stains on it... dribble some coffee on it to get a little color in there.. while I'm at it, I'll belch and scratch my genitals. Dead sexy.
- Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
* I used to think men had brains.. oh well, you learn something new everyday.