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[OOC: I hadn't checked in a while, but I'll check more frequently now. However, for this post I'll need to go back a moment.]
Fighter was hit with the full force of the greasy meat. However, instead of try to clean himself, he merely licked his lips.
"Mmmmmmmmm."
After the taste, fighter began using his fingers to shovel the grease into his mouth. He forgot however, to drop the sword first. The broad side of his broadsword hit him square in the noggin.
"OW! OW! OW!"
He began leaping about, screaming at the top of his mightly lungs, his hands clasped around the back of his head. After several minutes of this, he looked up and saw a woman warrior flying straight for him, and then a bird flying along too. But wait... what was that last part? A WOMAN WARRIOR FLYING STRAIGHT FOR HIM!
"AHHHHHHH!! The godesses of doom come to wreak havoc upon my life! There's no escaping them! There's no salvation! Run or be tempted! AHHHHHH!"
With that fighter began running in circles with blazing speed, screaming like a looney.
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