Holy shit, that was funny. Like others, I laughed, then I cried, then I grabbed my nuts in terror. You just gave me the same entertainment as I would get from a movie. I owe you $10!
My father had a vasectomy after my brother was born. When my dad came home from the hospital, my brother ran to him and head-butted him right in the crotch while attempting to hug him. It was only the second time I had seen my dad cry. (The first time was when he sneezed shortly after having his gall bladder removed.)
Thanks for sharing...kinda.
