Thanks Clavus, that was hilarious.
A former girlfriend's uncle had to have his vasectomy redone. After he got back from the doctor, he walked into the living room of his house (albiet slowly and with a bowlegged stance). His 4 year old daughter ran to him. The look on his eyes when her head smacked into his groin as she wrapped her arms around his legs for a hug was priceless.
