"Orc kill!!" "Argg!" "ahaha!" "hmmphhhrunt!" the silly mindless orcs rambled on in the bushes 'attempting' to be silent.
Interupted by an inhumanly deep voice, "Shut up you imbiciles! Be silent or the duke will have your hides hanging in his halls!" It didnt take much more than that to shut the ignorant brutes up. The gargoyle had dealt with the mindless muscles before.
"Listen up, we're down to 13 of you and of course the two of us." Boasted the gargoyle, as if they were better than the orcs. Obviously they were. "Tos is up there flying luring some of the warriors to here, with your silly clubs you should be able to annihilate them"
A funny look covered the eyes of the orcs..
The gargoyle sighed, "Bash, Crush skulls!".
The orcs burst out into yells and grunts once again. After a few minutes they calmed down and listened to the gargoyle.
One last sentence came from the gargoyle, "Remember you fools, I, Kos, am the mage. Tos is the brutal slasher. Don't get us confused or you won't be getting your healing." What a waste of my spirit to heal these meat shields it thought.
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