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Some blonde jokes:
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot
How can you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the lawn.
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette.
What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 130?
A foursome.
How many blondes does it take to fuck the Cinncinati Bengals?
Just one. Boomer Esiason.
and some tastelss celebrity jokes about people no one remembers:
How is Klaus von Beulow like Clarence Birdseye?
They both have a lot of money tied up in vegetables.
Have you heard about Waldheims disease? It's when you get old and forget you were a Nazi.
What kind of Tennis racket doesn't float?
A Wilson.
There was a drink that was briefly popular on Mediterranean cruise ships in the '80s. It was called the Klinghoffer: 2 shots and a splash.
And one just sick:
What's black and white and red all over and has trouble with revolving doors?
A nun with a spear through her head.
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