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A friend of mine shot himself in the foot a couple of years ago. His SKS (Chinese semi-auto AK47) jammed so he set the barrel on his foot while working the bolt. His idot friend decided to try working the trigger and the gun fired. The bullet went between the bones and the hot gasses must have sealed the blood vessels because there was very little bleeding. He didn't want to go to the hospital because they are required to report gunshot wounds to the cops. And they were stoned at the time. So he went home, wrapped it with gauze and an Ace bandage. Found some old pennicillin in the medicine cabinet and took that for a week just in case of infection. Not one of my smarter friends.
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