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My 3 best ways:
1) 31Friction's suggestion... hide it in the spandex... with khakis or jeans this works great, no one will notice. Just make sure to keep your shirt untucked or it'll still be noticable being that it'll point the belt-buckle up (giant LOOK HERE sign)
2) Think about whatever is non-sexual. What I mean is think of things that are as far away from sexual as you can get... hell think of grandma if thats what it takes.
3) Take a piss.... yeah you'll be doing the Superman against the wall trying to push it down, but its (almost) physically impossible to hold the erection post-urination being that it switches tracks chemically from erection-to-waste disposal.
and no, you wont get any wierd symptoms like you'll need to see a pic of a naked old man to get an erection after a number of years... dont worry
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