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Shoot, in my circle of friends 21st means everyone orders for the birthday boy, we waltz from bar to bar to get free shots/drinks at each bar (got everything from Long Islands to Blow Jobs and Scooby Snacks and Blue Rain; all tasty drinks and shots), and last but not least what we call Puking Rally. At our last stop my buddies ordered me a Long Island and a White Russian, and then slipped me a Three Wiseman to finish me off! Apparently I still went to the strip club after that, and apparently I was getting lap dances galore (don't remember this part), and apparently I was then found outside and next to the strip club hunched over a banister and blowing chunks in a juniper (all this according to my friends, after the three wisemen I don't remember a single thing).
So, have fun, go all out! and remember, the more drunk you are the better tasting and better looking everything is!
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