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Old 11-11-2003, 08:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
icy_ca
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Location: Steel Town, Ontario
Another new priest joke

New Priest

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he
asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new
priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks
him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest,
and rub your chin with one hand......and try saying
things like, 'I see', 'yes', 'go on', and 'I understand'."
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one
hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old
priest.
The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a
little better than slapping your knee and saying
"No shit?........ what happened next."
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