i think any reasonable girl who knows about guys should know that it's a natural reaction, and either take it as a compliment or exit the lap without incident. they should know that it doesn't mean it's trying to get to you, it's stimulated by the pressure on the groin area. Also, you're very close... and you smell nice... is that- is that strapless?... hmm, very nice... i like it when you wear your hair down... my, your skin is so soft... milky white thighs...
-HUH? What? Oh, sorry...
