I've heard of accidents involving couples slipping in the shower while they were fucking. I am very happy that this has never happened to me. Then there was that scene from Hellraiser where the couple was fucking away on the floor with a rusty nail head sticking out. Their undulating bodies moving ever closer to the land of tetanus.
Accidents happen because people aren't thinking and sex wouldn't be fun if we were thinking... There's some zen-like wisdom in this. I feel like that cop in the beginning of hill street blues when I say: "Be careful out there".
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