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The other day one of my lieutenants was giving a presentation to some visiting Colonels on her laptop. After it was done, she had left the room for a little bit and left her laptop logged on to her user account. I did a quick search on google images for a blue screen of death, found a good one, then set it as her desktop. I hid the backround icons, hid the start bar, and disabled her touchpad then logged off. When she came back, she logged on to her account and saw the screen, tried to hit some keys, then got real frustrated. She restarted her computer several times but to no avail. Me and a few others knew about it and were laughing our asses off in the other room. Later on after she had finally figured out what was going on, she came over to where I was working to give me my props

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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V