A favorite quote of mine: "Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic"
I love that quote.
Sarcasm is a way to stroke your ego, but for those who actually get it, it's a great source of entertainment as well. Somehow I end up using sarcasm in almost everything I say now adays, and it's great to see peoples reactions, especially because I do it with such a straight face all the time. Yeah it may offend some people but I say screw em. I like to be sarcastic and if they don't like it, well, they probably didn't understand it anyways.
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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V
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