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Originally posted by Ustwo
First I would gather the locals and give them a taste of conquest on the neighboring towns.
I would then spread like a plague of locusts across the land, burning and pillaging all who didn't surrender without resistance.
Once my hordes had conquered this land, I would proclaim myself God King. I would set up a giant pleasure palaces where I would live out my days in hedonistic delight.
Upon my death my sons would fight amongst themselves for my throne, leading to the fall of my empire.
Finally 1000 years later I would be the subject of a History channel mini-series.
er what was the question again?
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