I remember my own threads 
 
And how is that proof on how guys get girls?  How did he get me?
Oh.. I get it.. He didn't want me, he was just blowing me off!
Gee, thanks for showing me the light! 
 
Yes, some of your tips annoy me.  I have every right to convey that.  And I'm sure you think that I'm just a troll who is incapable of getting any man.  And you're entitled to that opinion.  So lets just agree to disagree, okay? 
I have no doubt that everything you've posted works.  It just honestly makes me a bit sad that we're all reduced to these games.