I am glad to see that the U.S. is in the lead with the medal count. We're #1! We're #1! Yay!
But I do think this is a time for all of us to come together and celebrate the challenges and events that truly bring people together. The orgy, I mean post-games party is at my house. Bring your favorite social lubricants, like beer, vodka, astroglide, or KY.
