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"if you wake up at a different time, could you wake up a different person?"
I'd wake up as Tyler Durden.
If I had to chose a real person it would probably be Brad Pitt though.
I'd go around and walk up to beautifull women saying:
"Hey baby. Say, would you wanna go up to my room?"
and seeing as I'd be Brad Pitt they'd go:
"welll... umm... okay... Yeah, sure!"
and then I'd go:
"Well tough luck on YOU then." and walk away.
Because like HELL am I goanna get Brad Pitt laid.
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- Nathaniel Borenstein
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