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				Midnight call
			 
			 
			
		
		
		The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. 
 
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive." 
 
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again. 
 
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one." 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten
			 
		
		
		
		
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