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Old 11-01-2003, 09:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
witmol
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A pirate in a Bar

Sorry if its a re-post :

A pirate enters a bar and the man sitting next to him starts a coversation.
Man: ' How on earth did you get that wooden leg '
'Well' the pirate replies: ' I was engaged in a fierce battle when I fell overboard and a shark bit off my leg, hence the wooden leg '
Man: ' My goodness, but how on earth did you manage to loose your hand and get that hook there ?? '
' Well ' said the pirate: ' In another battle I again fell overboard and a shark bit off most of my fore-arm '
Man: ' Oh my...and...err..how did you loose that eye, so you have to wear an eyepad? '
Pirate: ' Oh, that? That was a seagull, which managed to drop his shit right in my eye !! '
Man: ' Seagull shit? But that's shouldn't damage your eye?? '
Pirate: ' Well, it was the first day after I had this hook fitted '
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