heh. my girlfriend had never been to a strip club (neither had i, for that matter) and decided that she should go at least once in her lifetime. so me and her hooked up with my buddy and his (then) girl for happy hour, and the idea came up to go to a strip club. we rolled over to a nice little joint, my buddy was friends with the owner and a couple of the dancers, so we got the vip prices on everything. now this is a fully-nude club, so there's no alcohol served. i'm cool with that, but my girlfriend and my buddy's girl decide they want alcohol, so they went out to the car to consume some of the beer they had purchased just before we got to the club for that reason.
so me and my buddy are sitting there and the dj announces dollar dances. a buck gets you a little quality time with a hottie on your lap. i pass the first bird who slides by and she turns out to be a bitch (which makes it okay to not have given her my almighty dollar), and see a really cute little brunette wandering around. i hand off the dollar, she starts dancing, and i keep feeding them as the dj keeps encouraging them. i finally give her a five to stick around a bit longer, then the dj stops the music and demands that all of the guys who are getting dances to stand up. i do so, then he tells the girls to take our seats and tell us to dance for the girls.
i get going and i'm a bit shy, but the brunette encourages me to go further, and by the time it's over, i'm in my boxers swinging my teeshirt around in the air. my buddy is dying of laughter, and the girl was sweet through it all. real classy girl. so i get a teeshirt for my efforts, and by the time my girlfriend comes back in, the whole thing is done and over. she missed the whole shebang.
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