there's this shithole of a stripclub here in stamford, ct, called "harry o's"
so crappy that there's no DJ and the strippers have to use the money they make to play music out of a jukebox. but the booze is cheap--which is always good--and there was a mini-salma-hayek siting there over a year ago, but since then, i've never seen her there again (the only talent they had).
anyway, i was there a few months ago...went into the "vip room", which is just a small partition separated by some plywood, and was gettin a lapdance from some dominican chic, and she gets into this huge shouting match with some other puerto rican stripper who's also giving a lapdance in the vip room. shouting leads to pushing, pushing leads to shoving, next thing i know, my dominican stripper grabbed the corona bottle out of my hand and smashed the puerto rican stripper over the head with it. my buddies said they hear a huge crash and a lot of banging around and thought the strippers were killin me! haha...anyway, that was probably my funniest strip club experience
