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I was at a strip club in Texas with a friend and we were chatting and getting dances from these two strippers for quite a while. Well after numerous drinks,the one I was talking to asked if I wanted to go for a private dance at a horseshoe style booth in the back. Me thinking "what the hell this is all on his credit card" (note to the wise, do not ever, repeat ever, did I say ever, use a credit card in a strip joint), I go back with her. There was a large circular table in the booth with a tablecloth hanging to the ground so you couldn't see anything from the top of the table to the floor. Well the music starts and she straddles me and starts giving me a real intense dance. The music stopped and she kept dancing until the music started again and then she proceeds to undo my pants, packaged me up in mr. condom, slid it on in and continued to dance though a couple more songs. My buddy told me that she was trying to get me to come home with her later that night, but I ended up passing out in my seat and falling onto the table.
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