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My girlfriend used to smoke. I wouldn't let her smoke in my house, so she'd have to on the porch, where there was a coffee can for her butts and ashes.
One day, I loaded all the used butts into a plastic bag and took them with me in my car. The next day, sure enough, some idiot in front of me on the freeway tossed his butt out and the sparks came across my hood (not causing damage, but certainly peeving me off).
So, I passed him, got in front of him and dumped half the bag out my window, making sure it would hit his car.
Yeah, I littered (ONCE).......but it was PRICELESS to see the guy swerve halfway off the road.
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