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Oh boy, yellowgowild just reminded me of another instance...
Some neighbors of ours (in our last house) rented out several rooms in their house. The house rules stated no smoking so they'd usually smoke in front of the house and toss their butts into the street. My gf hated that and one morning collected all she could find and placed them on the hood of one of their cars. She made no secret of it - she wanted the practice to stop and all requests had been ignored.
Well the owner of the car came over later extremely pissed off. He started cussing and yelling at her about the damage done to his paint job (there was none). She calmly explained why she did it but this guy was livid...
Unfortunately, this guy caught her as she was rolling up the garden hose, the kind with the hand spray nozzle... She eventually had enough and finally pointed it at him and gave him a quick squirt in the face. The look on his face was priceless: utter disbelief. He sputtered and started calling her names in an hysterical voice. So she calmly turned the hose back on and started hosing him up and down. He eventually made a retreat.
The butt problem resolved itself after that.
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~micah
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