richee got kidnapped by the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz when he was younger, and is still traumatized. he refuses to go anywhere near the monkey house in zoos these days, and has installed AA batteries around his house, just in case they decide to ever come back.
Just you watch it richee, an unfortunate "accident" might occur, involving you and a truck full of monkeys. That way I could have back my full title
edit: oops... i guess i was too slow. I guess whoever's next gets to rip at both me and snipe.