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Old 10-28-2003, 10:29 AM   #154 (permalink)
phukraut
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Snake: wallet inspector!
Nerds: ok.. i think you'll find everything is in order.
Snake: yoink!
Homer: that's not the wallet inspector.

Alien presidential candidate (APC): abortions for all!
Crowd: boo!
APC: alright, no abortions for anyone!
Crowd: boo!
APC: abortions for some, miniature flags for all!
Crowd: yay!

Homer: don't blame me! i voted for Kodos(sp?).

Lovejoy: Ned, have you tried any of the other major religions? they're all pretty much the same.

Karl: let's make litter out of these literatis!
Lenny: that's too clever, you're one of them!

Comicbookguy: but aquaman, you can't marry a woman with no gills; you're from two different worlds! ...oh no, i've wasted my life.

Lenny(?): let's go destroy the observatory to make sure this never happens again!

Burns: for thousands of years, man has yearned to destroy the sun.
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