I never piss at the urinal. It's not some odd inferiority complex, I just figure, I'm alone in the bathroom with the doorclosed at home and those people are family, so why would I want to whip the johnson out in front of people I don't even know?
As for underwear situations, the "hole" in undies as a tendency to close up unexpectedly around the wang, strangling it. You just have to decide which you value comfort--wise more, your balls or your dick.
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