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This is MY catagory
<b>Top Ten Reasons Why Vintage Bike Owners Dont Wave Back</b>
10. No one can see you wave from your garage
9. No one can see you wave for cloud of oil smoke
8. Too busy praying for soft landing
7. Too busy with crash-shift/foot-clutch/manual-spark-advance/decompression-lever boogie
6. Too busy recalling left or right side shift
5. Too busy recalling shift pattern
4. Couldn't flash lights due to Lucas electrical failure
3. Thought wave was attempt to catch various Whitworth fasteners vibrating off bike
2. Otherwise occupied by putting out fire
1. Can't wave due to numbness in left arm
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