Back before all that 9/11 stuff my family went to Puerto Rico I think, and we got stopped for a random bag check, and the guys were freaking out over my brother's fart machine. It was just a little electronic device that let off a nice little fart noise periodically, and the old geezer thought it was some kind of evil device to take down a plane.
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