Got caught getting fingered in my basement by my oh-so-religious-and-uptight stepfather.
Let my now-ex stick the remote control for the family stereo inside me.
Had sex on the kitchen counter of my now-boyfriend's mom's house five minutes before meeting her.
Humped my ex's leg because his parents were home and we could not get naked (it was nasty and odd to me).
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