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Kinda both, long time ago, but the relationships were questionable/on a break/on their last leg.
Loved the quote about appetite and eating.
Funny true story:
I had just gotten back from my honeymoon, sitting next to my friend, when I hot girl walks by.
"Nice ass"
"Man, I just got back from my honeymoon, I don't need to be checking out other girls"
"Ive been married alot longer than you have, and let me tell you the difference between married and single men. Single guys suck in their gut, puff out their chests, and make sure their hair looks good. Once you're married, you can just stare like a dirty old man. If you start to suck in the gut, you know you're in trouble."
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