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The I-95 Song
Fred "August" Campbell and the Spur of the Moment Band
Well I was driving down I-95 the other night,
when somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad,
so I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this...
Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.
Yes you're an ASS-HOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me,
you deserve all the credit, you're an asshole tonight.
You were an ass-hole yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight,
and I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.
And I was talking to your mother, just the other night,
I told her I thought you were an asshole, she said "yes, I think you're right".
And all your friends are assholes, 'cause you've known them your whole life,
and somebody told me, you've got an asshole for a wife.
Were you born an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an asshole tonight.
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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