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here's another Jackson classic, found on http://williambader.com/mj.html and other sites.

"Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns."

also, this:
Q. How can you tell when an Irishman's sober?
A. He'll be drinking whiskey.

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